TOTUS now fully sentient, using extensive polling to shape President’s daily message
April 3rd, 2009
Now THIS is change you can poll.
Before we scoff, let’s remember what’s important–the thought is that we need to hear what we want to hear from the TOTUS, and our hopes and dreams must be perfectly mirrored in a man that could very well be one of us (that is, if each of us was a long-march redistributionist). Polling is the answer, by george, and your tax dollars are paying for it. It creates a triangle of unassailable “truths” between the polled, the TOTUS, and teh BHO that, the White House believes, are beyond even logical debate. It’s, like, harmonic or something.
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