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New discoveries in math

February 12th, 2009

An interesing mathematics discovery, reported by IowaHawk

PALO ALTO, CA – An international mathematics research team announced today that they had discovered a new integer that surpasses any previously known value “by a totally mindblowing shitload.” Project director Yujin Xiao of Stanford University said the theoretical number, dubbed a “stimulus,” could lead to breakthroughs in fields as diverse as astrophysics, quantum mechanics, and Chicago asphalt contracting.

What’s even more interesting is what’s to come:

“The exciting news is that with more powerful computers and drugs, we believe we are on the verge of discovering an even larger number, which we refer to as a ‘stimulusconferencebill,’” said Xiao. “Speaker Pelosi has already promised us the funding.”

I still hate math, but every once in a while something clicks.

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