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Despite a irreparably diminished reputation abroad, US nonetheless asked to lead anti-piracy force.

January 8th, 2009

The world has tasked the United States Navy with securing the brigand-infested strategic shipping lanes off the coast of Somalia.  Down with lawlessness!

The United States military was also tasked with securing the brigand-infested strategic crossroads known as Iraq.  Down with ze Prezident Boosh!

What these pirates need is a good marxist-jihadist fan base, or at least a decent Russian disinfo sending “tickles” down Western anchor legs.  Poor suckers have no worthy sponsors.

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