Devastational
IMAO on Obama’s latest questionable associate.
Senator Barack Obama, recently taking more criticism for his associations with unrepentant terrorist William Ayers and racist preacher Jeremiah Wright, has now been found to have yet another questionable associate: Blogger and brutal killer of puppies Glenn Reynolds.
Glenn Reynolds (left) and Barack Obama (right) about to have drinks together.Reynolds is a blogger, a type of writer who slanders others on the internet while wearing sleeping garments. Even more disturbingly, it’s well documented that to keep up the energy to “blog” all day long, Glenn Reynolds puts live puppies into blenders and consumes the results. This has earned him the name “puppy blender” from fellow bloggers.The exact association between Glenn Reynolds and Barack Obama is unclear, but when Reynolds was asked whether the two had associated in past, he answered, “Indeed.” The Obama campaign was less forthcoming, finally claiming that Obama barely knows Reynolds and has simply had drinks with him on a few occasions. When asked what those drinks were, his campaign said, “It is not reasonable to expect Barack Obama to know the ingredients of everything he imbibes.” They also denied that Obama knew Reynolds puts puppies in blenders, even though this is a well known fact on the internet.
Puppy killer? Jesus Christ! Where is the judgment?
But, oh, the media will circle the wagons and devolve into a seizure of self-protective circle jerking.
Urgent Update:
“Senator Obama was only 37 years old when Reynolds was accused of this deplorable activity. It’s “unbelievable…given the times in which we live and the problems that we face that this how they are spending their time as a campaign. It seems like the bigger the challenges we face, the smaller their campaign gets.”
Glenn Reynolds could not be reached for comment.
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