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I’ve gotta question the priorities

March 22, 2007

 Gotta love the call to action here.

Polar Bear SOS Home
Global Warming Threatens Polar Bears with Extinction!

Time is running out for polar bears. Scientists warn that rising Arctic temperatures may cause nearly all of the summer sea ice that the bears depend on for survival to vanish by 2040. Polar bears are already suffering the grim effects of global warming: birth rates are falling, fewer cubs are surviving and more bears are drowning. With more than 25 percent of the world’s polar bear populations already in decline, further warming could drive this beloved animal to extinction by the end of this century! Act now!

They forgot to mention the bear’s shrinking testicles. Why are we worried about polar bears when there are perfectly good teenagers trapped on ice here in America?

I may be terribly, terribly (intentionally) wrong, but didn’t polar bears evolve only recently –geologically speaking– in order to exploit newly formed ice sheets?

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