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Wal-Mart’s bright idea

August 31, 2006

Evil Wal-mart plans to change the way we illuminate our lives with a huge push on compact fluorescent lightbulbs (CFLs).

What that means is that if every one of 110 million American households bought just one ice-cream-cone bulb, took it home, and screwed it in the place of an ordinary 60-watt bulb, the energy saved would be enough to power a city of 1.5 million people. One bulb swapped out, enough electricity saved to power all the homes in Delaware and Rhode Island. In terms of oil not burned, or greenhouse gases not exhausted into the atmosphere, one bulb is equivalent to taking 1.3 million cars off the roads.

In the next 12 months, starting with a major push this month, Wal-Mart wants to sell every one of its regular customers–100 million in all–one swirl bulb. In the process, Wal-Mart wants to change energy consumption in the United States, and energy consciousness, too. It also aims to change its own reputation, to use swirls to make clear how seriously Wal-Mart takes its new positioning as an environmental activist.

It’s a bold goal, a remarkable declaration of Wal-Mart’s intention to modernize and green up a whole line of business using market oomph. Teaming up with General Electric, which owns about 60% of the residential lightbulb market in the United States, Wal-Mart wants to single-handedly double U.S. sales for CFLs in a year, and it wants demand to surge forward after that.

Diane Lindsley, the hardware buyer who decides what goes in the lightbulb aisles at Wal-Mart, thinks 100 million swirls is perfectly reasonable.

But California still isn’t so sure.

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3 Responses to “Wal-Mart’s bright idea”

  1. chris on August 31st, 2006 11:14 am

    Walmart {note to self}: With all of this negative press recently, we need to show America we care. What about these swirl bulbs the hippies love? Yeah, those are ‘taking off’ let’s plan a green campaign under the guise of saving the environment then we can gain control of that market too. What about a GE/Walmart swirl bulb Nascar sponsorship. Brilliant!

  2. vinman on August 31st, 2006 1:55 pm

    Hippies also love that health food stuff too. /accent.

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