Why does all the good stuff happen in Florida?

This was too good to pass up. A fight over toilet paper. I’m sure drugs were NOT involved.

Don’t these Faulknerian man-idiots know the derision their story will bring? Wait, before we judge, here’s a picture:

This is the best pic of the alleged criminal. No photo of his alleged victim is printable since, after several minutes of ‘buddy’ bludgeoning, only his dental records could ID him.