Yes, us mouth-breathin’ Obaman…
January 24th, 2012
Yes, us mouth-breathin’ Obamanomics critics are sometimes correct: Larry Summers’s memo to Obama http://t.co/mTghRngn
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What’s that? It’s the Year of …
January 23rd, 2012
What’s that? It’s the Year of the Dragon? . . . . . .Big deal.
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You mean government has the po…
January 18th, 2012
You mean government has the power to chill consumer behavior? #SOPABlackout
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Jon Huntsman to drop out of GO…
January 16th, 2012
Jon Huntsman to drop out of GOP race, snarky liberals hardest hit.
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#Iran, surrounded by thousands…
January 3rd, 2012
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So Carlos Santana looks like G…
January 1st, 2012
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So Carlos Santana looks like Gadhaffi’s long lost twin #nye
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Weird: US only took 3 days to …
January 1st, 2012
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Weird: US only took 3 days to admit our top secret drone was “captured”, yet we wait more than a year 4 official word on Fast n’ Furious
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“@andylevy: Please tell me t…
December 27th, 2011
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“@andylevy: Please tell me there’s a band named “Arcade Fife” at Colonial Williamsburg”. Excellent! #bandnames
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8% by election day? Try shooti…
December 11th, 2011
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8% by election day? Try shooting for 4.5%, champ http://t.co/JtmgGkEM
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Attn #Bengals mgmt: cut ur tix…
December 11th, 2011
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Attn #Bengals mgmt: cut ur tix in half for remaining home games and get on the damn TV
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No need to cite Occam’s Razor …
December 8th, 2011
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No need to cite Occam’s Razor when employing it, geniuses.
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A thought- is recent escalatio…
December 7th, 2011
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A thought- is recent escalation of proxy war with #Iran sync’d with Iraq pullout?
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RE: @NationalJournal So, were …
December 6th, 2011
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RE: @NationalJournal So, were we meddling in Iranian affairs in 1953, or are we meddling now? I get confused easily. http://t.co/qwUvKylk
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Hmm. #twitter is loading slowl…
November 21st, 2011
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Hmm. #twitter is loading slowly. Must be a revolution happening somewhere.
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#Greece: You could’ve had your…
November 2nd, 2011
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#Greece You could’ve had your meltdown done and over with a long time ago. Quit wasting everyone’s time.
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How long til Alwaki family sue…
October 27th, 2011
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How long til Alwaki family sues us? “@KatMcKinley: Gaddafi’s family is suing NATO: http://t.co/ku74y0nU”
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Ron Paul refuses to win my vot…
October 27th, 2011
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Ron Paul refuses to win my vote. @stephenfhayes @specialreport #centerseat tonight: He emphatically refused to rule out a third party bid.”
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Biden: gotta love teh stoopid….
October 20th, 2011
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Biden: gotta love teh stoopid. The man is a disgrace.
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Swinging wide left at the prec…
October 17th, 2011
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Swinging wide left at the precise moment u shuld be courting swing voters is the #deathrattleoftheleft #ows @AndrewBreitbart
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#downtwinkles makes me smile!
October 14th, 2011
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#downtwinkles makes me smile!
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Attn Dweebs- Nobody cares how …
October 12th, 2011
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Attn Dweebs- Nobody cares how long you’ve waited for The #Avengers movie.
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Good Natured West Coast vs Eas…
August 24th, 2011
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Good Natured West Coast vs East Coast Ribbing Threatens To Reignite Vicious Hip Hop Gangsta Feud #earthquake
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Pawlenty out, will be Perry’s …
August 14th, 2011
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Pawlenty out, will be Perry’s VP. #winningcombo
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S&P AA rating is NOT a rejecti…
August 9th, 2011
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S&P AA rating is NOT a rejection of US debt. That would be a “C”! #downgrade
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Two phrases you’ll hear tonite…
July 26th, 2011
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Two phrases you’ll hear tonite: “Let me be clear” and “shared sacrifice” #groan
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